Before I was a mom, I would put on pajamas at night and no Cheerios fell out of my shirt. The only stain on my pants was spilled coffee, never what I only hope is melted chocolate. Never did I turn down a triple grande gingerbread latte because “Are you crazy? I could buy a 2 pack of pacifiers for that!” (This is a lie; I would still never turn down the latte, but I have said that before.) And I definitely never typed a blog with my right hand while holding a sleeping baby with my left. So perhaps in some of my posts I will seem distracted, that’s because I am. And sometimes I might choose to sleep instead of write a new post for the day. But I can promise you that I will enjoy having you read along as I document this chapter of my life. I hope you will join me, but please be forgiving, as I am Typing One Handed.
Wife, mom, x-ray tech. In that order.
- When you yell “hey seriously” near your iPhone, Siri will wake up and register a strange request. #protip 4 months ago
- #thatawkwardmoment when you can't decide if you're at a concert ironically or not... 1 year ago
- My bf just asked if I wanted to watch #loveactually tonight. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼Gentlemen, time to step up your game. #boyfriendoftheyear 1 year ago
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